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...with your Axioms.

Very nice!

My kids think it's pretty weird .

That's excellent, I've been giggling for sometime on that one.

let us know how many auditions you give to parents of trick or treaters.

What a great idea. Except everyone in my neighborhood is either deaf or doesn't give a hoot about A/V.

Here's my design for the year:

Also did a Packers logo for a friend's son-in-law.

Bren R.

They're right.

Good show, though... you'll have to explain it a lot I guess?

Bren R.

Very nice. Now when are you getting the tattoo?

Everyone should have one of those tattoos...right on their bass port.

Tonight is also the night to watch those classic movies:

"Night of the Living Bose"
"Godzilla meet Blueray" (Digitally remastered, DD. mono)
"Clippings in the Night"
"The SD Horror Picture Show"
"The Giant Gilla Monster Cable"
"Dr. Tarr's Cube Dungeon"
"The Curse of the Groundloop Hum"
"Tales of Mojo"
"The Doomsday Subwoofer"
"Pear Cable of the Opera"
"Silence of del'Amp"

Some Halloween humor:

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom he decided the latest was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the hell happened?" Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the sh*t out of a ghost!

Oh...and this is what happens when pumpkins drink too much:

Whew. He made it to the toilet.

. Good ones, Eric.

Yeah, and Mary too!

How about:

The Nightmare Sound Quality on Elm Street
The Island of Dr. Axiom
Mark's Room Sucks 2: Mark's Room Still Sucks
Shaun of the Dead Spot

I Know That Mark's Room Sucked Last Summer
Silence of the Lamp Cords
I Was A Teenage Were-DHL Delivery Guy
Alans
Bride of Franken-speaker
Dawn of the Ports

Ghouls Gone Wild - Axiom edition
Groom of Speakerghourrl

On the soundtrack:
What's the Frequency Response, Kenneth?

The Axiomcist.
Saw - Marks room and it *really* sucked.
The Calgary GTG Chainsaw Massacre.
The Blob ... in my port holes.

This is fun!

Fried Amp the 13th
Freqs
The Ohmen
House of Coax
Bose's Scary Baby

Y'all are great! Best thread ever!

My wife just caught me giggling my innards out and she decided to check out what's so funny. She thinks I'm a total retard. She doesn't get any of this .

Like you Tex, my wife does not understand why I waste my life on this forum.

I felt I had to make some kind of a contribution, no matter how lame:

Children of the Horn
Cabinet Fever
Dread Silence

So are the other members of the forum... Kidding!

I've actualy slowed down over the last year, the trolls drive me nuts.

(Bose) Speakers on a plane-A nightmare in the sky.
Anacubeas - in acoustimass surround sound.
A nightmare on clip street

I think I have you beat Mojo.

Sure you beat me. But you exercised greater poetic license .

. Anacubeas. I just can't stop laughing.

Great titles everyone! Good stuff.