Re: The Collaire Report
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Shh, I'm waiting to see if he'll fall for i --OH! HI CHARLES!! um, what are you doing here? heh heh...
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Re: The Collaire Report
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D'OH!!! Sorry CV, forgot not to mention Co-laire by name. My most sincere apologies.
Now, about that email address - I've just about got your letter typed up ...
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Seriously CV, just make sure you don't go too fast or come on too strong. You don't want to potentially ruin two couples that are best friends, as well as what at least for now is a good friendship with her. The best of all possibilities would be for her to choose you, albeit with a little nudging from you. Oh, it'll be fine. I won't come on too strong, but I don't want to leave any doubt about my interest, either. It'll work out, even if I don't get to date her. The world is full of fish I'll never catch, but maybe that's for the better. I should just enjoy it as an aquarium, as in look, but don't touch. Just kidding. Now where's my net?
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Hmm, the thought of her reading these things is interesting. She would see you have a charitable spirit with your gifts of CDs/DVDs/Blu-rays/games etc, and she would see you in your element with your homies, i.e. as a funny, personable guy.
I'm not sure what her reaction would be!
Hopefully a nice and understanding one, although my wife thinks I'm a dork for all this board activity. Must be a guy thing. Other than Amie and Sonicfox, there's zip for estrogen here (unless you count my man-boobs).
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(unless you count my man-boobs) Another belly-laugh reading your posts! Sure you're not self-medicating?
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BTW, nice play on "The Colbert Report".
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Hey, her boyfriend is actually good for something! I was hating him in my mind today, and I came up with "out of shape with puked features," so I used it as the start of my new story: Out of shape with puked features, Dryton Bonewright had no chance whatsoever with Fessa Conjay, the beauty of the neighborhood. Luckily for Dryton, she wasn't the kind of girl to take a chance. Their first date took place in his imagination, but their second date actually happened, and he had to keep slapping and pinching himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming. He wasn't, much to the chagrin of his body.
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(unless you count my man-boobs) Another belly-laugh reading your posts! Sure you're not self-medicating? the mental imagery formed after these statements are beyond all comprehension
"Those who preach the myths of audio are ignorant of truth."
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CV, was that like "Mentos, the Fresh-maker"?
Good one!
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