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#274792 - 10/12/09 09:12 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Adrian]
pmbuko Offline
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Wow, I sure botched up that sentence.... Should have read "I'm not sure how to entendre that one."
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#274866 - 10/13/09 02:57 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: pmbuko]
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Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
Don't worry about it. Those things are bound to happen when your wife is operating the Wunder Boner.
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#275076 - 10/15/09 12:22 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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Registered: 02/26/05
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Loc: Vero Beach, Florida
It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared..

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea, he went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.'
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#275095 - 10/15/09 03:33 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: RickF]
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Auto-tune the News #9 is the best yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnoD3NUux3M
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#275149 - 10/16/09 12:26 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: pmbuko]
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I totally forgot about Auto-Tune the News. Thanks for the heads-up. \:D

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#275607 - 10/19/09 07:40 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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#275608 - 10/19/09 07:44 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Murph]
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\:D
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#275634 - 10/20/09 12:40 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: merchman]
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The set-up line for this site really sets the tone and makes all the laughs possible. I particularly liked the gentleman with the layers of hats. And the lumberjack shirt.

Russian gangsters make me proud of American gangsters.
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#275635 - 10/20/09 12:42 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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Good god. The 12 year olds with the knives and clubs. Niiiice.
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#275638 - 10/20/09 12:58 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Ken.C]
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Yeah, my favorite is the homeboy with the yellow bandana and cream colored suit.

He's one tough mofo.
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