Didn't you forget to mention that Michael Jackson died while making love to an EP350 whom he'd mistaken for a 12 year old boy in the midst of an oxycodone binge at a Britney Spears concert?

Holey crap! Three long paragraphs just to get to the beginning of your story. You're not related to that War an Peace fella are you?

Its great to hear your issue with the EP800 has been resolved to your satisfaction and even better to hear that Axiom took advantage of a lemon to make some very fine lemonaid!

You will send weekly checks to MarkSJohnson.......You will send weekly checks to MarkSJohnson.......You will send weekly checks to MarkSJohnson.......

Glad to hear the update, Micah!

Great news Micah
I'm glad you hung in there and let Axiom take care of you. Excellent service bar none

I was wondering what became of the "Cursed Micah Sub!" Sounds like things have been resolved, good news.

Micah, I'm very upset at your mathematical heresies. In your penultimate paragraph you give 95% of the credit to the new amp and then say that positioning was 90%, so you're already 85% over what you're allowed!

Okay, seriously we're very happy for you that the miserable ordeal that you handled with such good humor has ended on a positive note. Enjoy.

It's fox news math!

Wasn't Fox Newsmath Negative Orange's manager before they wrote a song about him that made him quit?

I'm innocent of these false accusations I tell you, INNOCENT!!!


Lol, if memory serves (I've already proof read that damn thing so many times, I'm too lazy to go read throught it yet again) the new amp took out 95% of the distortion I was hearing at the settings I had it on (+8 in the reciever with the volume at almost 100% full blast). But the new position of the sub (behind my seating area, instead of stuffed inside a closet with only the front face poking through) gave me 90% better overall performance.

So to summize the situation, I just got a 185% improvement in sub bass performance in my living room by just switching two things around... not bad eh?





... hey wait a minute, wasn't it my laziness that got me into this mess in the first place??? I suppose I'll never learn!

Did you skip over the first sentence? This was a summary of the past 4 months worth of activity involving my EP800... I don't think you realize how much I can write in four months! That post was basically the cliff notes version of my original draft, before that it made 'War and Peace' look like the telephone book from Bowden, Alberta (already covered in this thread somewhere I believe). Trust me, I spared you all a few weeks worth of reading in the editing room.

However, those of you who would like to read the 'Director's Cut' edition of my story, I'm working with Axiom now to get more web space available so I can publish it!