You know who you are... Be safe guys! Get ready!
I don't think I've ever seen the National Weather Service describe a storm as "epic".
"...AN EPIC AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS WINTER STORM TODAY THROUGH
Central Iowa/Northern Illinois...
10-14 inches of snow, 50 mph winds, 15-18 foot drifts, 10-20 below zero (F) wind chills. Batten down the hatches!
I'm just far south enough to miss most of it. This time....