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The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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There's so much snow on the ground now that even my dog knows not to ask for a walk.
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I thought that there were a few foolish people out there like me who would enjoy this thread...does anyone know the best way to get blood out of a clown suit???
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:::snicker:::
and I saw a guy riding a crotchrocket in Brampton today.
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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My girlfriend likes my crotch rocket.....
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Now I don't have to ask an embarrassing question. 
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 . Paralysis doesn't get the "better" of quadriplegics, it's a different story with paraplegics however. Just a momentary educational passage, carry on fellas!!
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Hood: How long have you been a robber?
Midget: About 4 foot 1
"A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" Churchill
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One of my neighbours, well, she's a blonde. The other day she was complaining about the new deodorant she'd just bought. The instructions said "push up bottom", so that's what she did. Now when she farts it smells nice.
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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I used to have fleas from a racoon.
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