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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #292749 02/18/10 01:41 AM
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal
thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she
looks at the flabbergasted teller and without
missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some a**hole's got my pen!'


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
RickF #292757 02/18/10 01:58 AM
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That's a pen-ultimate joke.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Adrian #292825 02/18/10 06:24 AM
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Just watched an old DS9. In the credits, one of the characters is listed as "Medical Big Shot."

Seems unusual for Star Trek...


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Ken.C #292835 02/18/10 11:41 AM
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It was my first acting gig. Dr. Horse House was my understudy.


Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #294320 02/28/10 06:33 AM
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Topless Robot has an interesting contest going on until midnight: what fictional character would you most like to kill? The blog post is pretty funny, but the comments are effing hilarious.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #294321 02/28/10 06:47 AM
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Wow, my first thought was Jar Jar, too. Apparently I'm not alone in that sentiment. Ha ha, like I'm surprised!


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
St_PatGuy #294546 03/01/10 03:32 PM
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Absolutely, Jar Jar. Anybody putting in other names is just trying to be cooler than the next guy with their non-conformist originality.

The only alternate answer I would accept is Mr. Lucas himself for creating him and slowly turning my most favorite movie of all time into an ever worsening spiral of childish humor wrapped around the least cohesive story lines I have ever seen in a series. But unfortunately, he is not fictional, so Jar Jar it is.

The Wonder Twins are a close second for ruining my childhood cartoon heroes. Even when I was young, I knew they were just wrong.


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pmbuko #294634 03/01/10 10:04 PM
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Gag city.

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CatBrat #294714 03/02/10 04:54 PM
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Now I know what happens when Mr Bean gets infected by the Progenitor Virus.


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