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#299905 - 04/01/10 08:05 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: Ken.C]
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You're not supposed to toss babies in the air??

Actually, I think I have some pictures as evidence that Stevie did not care to be thrown in the air.

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#299906 - 04/01/10 08:06 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: AdamP88]
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My son liked it, my daughter doesn't.
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#299907 - 04/01/10 08:07 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: AdamP88]
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My dad used to do that with me, my mom told me, and one time he threw me a little too high which messed up his timing. . .and, well, the floor caught me instead.

That might explain a lot. . .


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#299921 - 04/01/10 11:00 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: St_PatGuy]
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kids bounce.


I mean bounce right back. after a week or so.
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#299922 - 04/01/10 11:28 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: pmbuko]
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Does bouncing off the ceiling count?
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#299937 - 04/02/10 01:32 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: pmbuko]
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Good stuff. I like the guy looking at his watch for "Drying Baby." At least he's timing it!

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#300321 - 04/04/10 04:52 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: pmbuko]
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I'm sorry, but Putting Baby to Bed the wrong way seemed to work just fine for "Eraserhead."
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#300833 - 04/08/10 01:30 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: BobKay]
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Best bumper stickers sighted on highways this week:

1. Re-elect No One

2. Hey, dude, don't be so sexist. Bitches hate that!
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#300869 - 04/08/10 09:29 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: BobKay]
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My car sports several:

"Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country."
"Not even I can prevent narcissism"
"Evolution is just a theory - kind of like gravity!"
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#300882 - 04/08/10 10:57 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: medic8r]
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All good ones! Two all-time faves:
* Help Stamp Out Opera

* Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my gun.
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