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Re: OT: Jokes
BobKay #301226 04/10/10 03:25 PM
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Help Wanted in OT Jokes. medic8r and I have been trading favorite bumper stickers. Pathetic!

These were the first words spoken on last night's 11pm news, no lie. I'm sure many of you can do better than reality.

"Four off-duty policemen, a stripper and her body guard..."

Complete the sentence?


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Re: OT: Jokes
BobKay #301324 04/11/10 04:55 AM
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... walk into a bar.


Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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medic8r #301607 04/13/10 01:01 AM
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Re: OT: Jokes
CatBrat #301630 04/13/10 04:09 AM
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Then, we're all temps. Can one be a temp all the time or is that oxymoronic?


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BobKay #301643 04/13/10 04:45 AM
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A bit soiled from years in and out of dumpsters, but...

Three engineers are dicussing God.

Chemical Engineer: He must have been one of us. When you get down to it, it's all amino acids and chemical reactions.

Electrical Engineer: No, no. He must have been an electrical engineer. Messages are sent around the body by electrical impulses, brain synapses, muscle function, all of it.

Civil Engineer: Nah, nah. Definitley civil. You try organizing so many things to provide so much simultaneous function.

Chemical Engineer: Actually, I think he's correct. Only a Civil Engineer would run a waste water facility right through the middle of an amusement park.


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Re: OT: Jokes
BobKay #301666 04/13/10 11:06 AM
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Moreover, there's a toxic waste dump just around the corner!


Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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medic8r #301908 04/14/10 05:29 PM
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Cat Yodeling Tutorial

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Re: OT: Jokes
CatBrat #301945 04/15/10 12:18 AM
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 Originally Posted By: CatBrat
Cat Yodeling Tutorial

Sorry. Couldn't resist.


"Kiss me one more time, buddy, and someone's going to lose a face."


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Re: OT: Jokes
St_PatGuy #301960 04/15/10 02:51 AM
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 Originally Posted By: CatBrat
Cat Yodeling Tutorial

Sorry. Couldn't resist.


"Kiss me one more time, buddy, and someone's going to lose a face."


LoL. What he said.

Re: OT: Jokes
Ajax #302007 04/15/10 02:13 PM
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When it comes to Facebook, I often feel like Stan's last comment.

South Park, Why won't you be friends with Grandma?


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