These are 3 recent Massachusetts news items I thought were funny.
A 100 year old woman was just found incompetent to stand trial for murder for the 2rd time! They first tried a couple of years ago, when her 100 year old nursing home roomate was found dead----strangled, with a plasctic bag over her head.
I guess living long has its rewards.
A suburban Boston policeman pulled over a woman driving erratically in her SUV. After determining that she had her child in the car and was drunk, he made her leave the car by the roadside and drove her to the police station where she called a friend to come get her. Her friend, also traveling with a child, arrived at the station to get her, also drunk. She was arrested as well.
Wonder who SHE called to fetch her?
An estranged married couple got into a fight last week on Cape Cod. It escalated to the point where he pulled out a gun and shot her. Being only wounded, she was able to whip out hers and shoot HIM---dead.
Getting through the desolation of winter on the Cape can be so hard.
"Are you Bob?"
"Depends. Do you have a gun?"