Some Changes Since I Have Been Married
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1. There are polka dot towels in my bathroom. 2. The polka dot towels match my tooth brush holder. 3. I have a tooth brush holder. 4. I used to think Ikea was a neat place.
M3 and M80
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That's a good start.
I recommend the meatballs at Ikea.
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I recommend the Expedit bookshelves. They can handle anything and are good looking in a minimalistic way.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Do you have a picture of them in use in your home?
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1. There are polka dot towels in my bathroom. 2. The polka dot towels match my tooth brush holder. 3. I have a tooth brush holder. 4. I used to think Ikea was a neat place. I recommend the meatballs at Ikea. I recommend the Expedit bookshelves. They can handle anything and are good looking in a minimalistic way. I recommend divorce.
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Nah. Retaliate with a Man Room! Re-establish yourself the alpha roll...
A friend of mine once told me: "Men are like tile floors; if you lay them right you can walk on them for years."
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If she says she likes your 3/4" hardwood, I'd leave.
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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I recommend striped PJs. They'll go really well with the polkadots.
Fred
------- Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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And what's so wrong with polka dots?
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I love the matching guitar and shirt
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