... a flavor of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, in their Flavor Blasted line: Explosive Pizza. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why this didn't take off in the market.
You are hilarious. I imagined you delivering that one as David Letterman, by the way.
One would guess they were aiming for an "explosion" of pizza taste. But what if ... the explosions occurred further along the digestive system? Like you said, it's amazing that the product failed.
As the father of three young sons, I imagine that you're familiar with digestive explosions of all sorts. Gail's favorite story is Nolan's feat of hitting the bedroom door from the changing table, ~6 feet away.