There is a very well-maintained child care center near my house. Just this week, they installed a large new sign streetside, where the old one had been. It is very attractive; carved in relief, off-white ground, deep blue lettering with really nice gold accents.
The final text at the bottom of the sign reads exactly:
CHILD CARE---15 months-12 years
Had I known, I may have bought a couple for myself a long time ago, especially since you can now warehouse them for such protracted periods.
I don't know if God exits, but it'd be way better for His reputation if He didn't.