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Now I'm in trouble!
#339099 02/18/11 07:00 PM
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They're discharging him a day early! Oh, crap! Oh, crap!

I've got 2 hours to:
Wash every dish, glass, cup, and utensil in the house. I was too lazy to clean El Bandito's dish each day, so I fed him on a new dinner plate. Dishwasher's gone as kitch redo is underway.

Do 4 loads of laundry. Even the clothes he wore to th ER are still in my car.

Clean every bed and piece of furniture. When he's gone I let BandyBoy break a few rules. OK. OK. All of them. How I'm gonna get him to lose 4 lbs. in 2 hours though is beyond me. I've chosen to spend "walk time" roughhousing with him on the floor instead, throughout the house. The minute he sees Bill come in the door, he's gonna start doin' the leash-in-mouth thing and I'm busted.

There are nicotine stains on the lampshades. Rauchen ist verboten im haus. Suggestions for removal greatly, and immediately, appreciated. Oh, I can buy identical new ones right now and say I sent them out to be cleaned. Damn, I'm good.

And, finally, I'm gonna have to cancel tonight's, umm, "special delivery." I prepaid yesterday for that German Juicer I found on Craig's List, so now I can't get my money back!

Valentine's week, indeed.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
Re: Now I'm in trouble!
BobKay #339100 02/18/11 07:04 PM
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I suggest you just keep posting here until he walks in. That'll help.


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Re: Now I'm in trouble!
tomtuttle #339103 02/18/11 07:07 PM
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I knew someone would say that. I'm a moron, not an imbecile. It was all done before the post. Ha!

God, deconstruct the amusement, why dontcha?

There are still those 4 pounds, though.

And how much control do you think I'd ever give up. He's not arriving here, I'm going to get him. It's Friday and traffic's gonna be bad ( on the route he thinks I would normally take).

Last edited by BobKay; 02/18/11 07:09 PM.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
Re: Now I'm in trouble!
BobKay #339285 02/20/11 08:16 PM
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Your avatar has that "jeez Bob" look. Now I know why...


Fred

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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!

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