Tom Swifties
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I'll start.
"I think they should make the arches in the McDonald's logo fatter," Tom said emphatically.
"I love Christmas wreaths, " opined Tom.
This one's stretching it a bit:
"Yes, I know her biblically," illuminated Manuscript Mann.
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"It's time for your digital exam," pointed out Dr. Tom.
*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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"Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales," crowed Count Tom.
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Re: Tom Swifties
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I had never heard of this phenomenon and had to look it up. Took a little while to really get it, and to decipher your last one. In related news, a med school classmate of mine was a dead ringer for Adam Duritz. Uncanny. There are some awesome Tom Swifties at http://www.fun-with-words.com
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"I'm certain there is no better speaker for the money than this M3," opined Tom axiomatically.
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I had to look up "Tom Swifties" as well or as I have now come to call them... "Enhanced Adrians".
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"I'm losing my hair!" tomtuttle bawled.
Yeah, I'm there with ya, buddy.
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Have you seen Bill Murray lately? His awesomeness is undiminished.
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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"This sore is getting deeper and changing colors! COOL!" exclaimed Uncle Fester.
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"This insect looks paralyzed," noted Auntie Mame.
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