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International Talk Like a Pirate Day
#355032 09/19/11 01:46 PM
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Aye. mateys, the calendar hath done turned full circle again.

Today, answer all your phone calls and greet your friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, matey!"

A tip of the ol' pirate hat to tomtuttle. As Blackbeard himself said, "Damn ye, yellow-bellied sapsuckers, he's a better man than all of ye milksops put together."


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medic8r #355037 09/19/11 03:42 PM
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Arrrr! I be goin' with "Avast, ye scurvy dog!" as a greetin' today.

'course, caller ID be useful.


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tomtuttle #355038 09/19/11 03:50 PM
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medic8r #355061 09/19/11 09:59 PM
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I have a right funny joke for ye scurvy dogs.

So, a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why be ye' wearin' a bleedin' paper towel on 'yer head?"


"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"


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pmbuko #355063 09/19/11 10:05 PM
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Pirate to man with two women stranded in row boat:

"Ay, matey, are them your oars?"

"No, they're me sisters!"


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BobKay #355064 09/19/11 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted By: BobKay
Pirate to man with two women stranded in row boat:

"Ay, matey, are them your oars?"

"No, they're me sisters!"


laugh laugh laugh


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medic8r #397175 09/18/13 01:06 PM
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Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Hard to believe another year has passed us by.

I just discovered this festival and will see if the family is interested in going. ARGH!


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Tomorrow, I will go early to work and fill the water cooler with rum.


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