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#355032 - 09/19/11 09:46 AM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 6469 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia |
Aye. mateys, the calendar hath done turned full circle again.
Today, answer all your phone calls and greet your friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, matey!" A tip of the ol' pirate hat to tomtuttle. As Blackbeard himself said, "Damn ye, yellow-bellied sapsuckers, he's a better man than all of ye milksops put together."
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#355037 - 09/19/11 11:42 AM
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![]() axiomite Registered: 06/20/03 Posts: 8488 Loc: Tacoma |
Arrrr! I be goin' with "Avast, ye scurvy dog!" as a greetin' today.
'course, caller ID be useful.
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#355038 - 09/19/11 11:50 AM
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![]() connoisseur ![]() Registered: 07/24/04 Posts: 1443 Loc: Oak Ridge, NC |
I be flyin the Jolly Roger at me desk...
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#355061 - 09/19/11 05:59 PM
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![]() shareholder in the making ![]() Registered: 04/02/03 Posts: 16437 Loc: Ben Lomond, California |
I have a right funny joke for ye scurvy dogs.
So, a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum. The bartender asks, "Why be ye' wearin' a bleedin' paper towel on 'yer head?" "Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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#355063 - 09/19/11 06:05 PM
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![]() connoisseur ![]() Registered: 03/23/10 Posts: 3596 Loc: Massachusetts Badlands |
Pirate to man with two women stranded in row boat:
"Ay, matey, are them your oars?" "No, they're me sisters!"
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#355064 - 09/19/11 06:35 PM
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![]() connoisseur ![]() Registered: 06/23/07 Posts: 4299 Loc: Sitting down somewhere |
Originally Posted By: BobKay Pirate to man with two women stranded in row boat: "Ay, matey, are them your oars?" "No, they're me sisters!" ![]() ![]() ![]()
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#397175 - 09/18/13 09:06 AM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 6469 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia |
Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Hard to believe another year has passed us by.
I just discovered this festival and will see if the family is interested in going. ARGH!
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#397178 - 09/18/13 08:38 PM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 03/07/05 Posts: 7463 Loc: Glendale, Arizona |
Tomorrow, I will go early to work and fill the water cooler with rum.
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#397179 - 09/18/13 08:44 PM
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![]() shareholder in the making ![]() Registered: 05/03/03 Posts: 18044 Loc: NoVA |
I just got a new job, working with Sean!
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#397180 - 09/18/13 08:49 PM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 03/07/05 Posts: 7463 Loc: Glendale, Arizona |
We hired Ken because he can type well with a hook.
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