Aye. mateys, the calendar hath done turned full circle again.

Today, answer all your phone calls and greet your friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, matey!"

A tip of the ol' pirate hat to tomtuttle. As Blackbeard himself said, "Damn ye, yellow-bellied sapsuckers, he's a better man than all of ye milksops put together."

Arrrr! I be goin' with "Avast, ye scurvy dog!" as a greetin' today.

'course, caller ID be useful.

I be flyin the Jolly Roger at me desk...

I have a right funny joke for ye scurvy dogs.

So, a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why be ye' wearin' a bleedin' paper towel on 'yer head?"


"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

Pirate to man with two women stranded in row boat:

"Ay, matey, are them your oars?"

"No, they're me sisters!"

Just a friendly reminder that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Hard to believe another year has passed us by.

I just discovered this festival and will see if the family is interested in going. ARGH!

Tomorrow, I will go early to work and fill the water cooler with rum.

I just got a new job, working with Sean!

We hired Ken because he can type well with a hook.