Re: It's NOT all in your head.
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A compact pick up truck discussion only reinforces Bob's argument.
M3 and M80
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shareholder in the making
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Damn, now I want some chocolate.
Maybe ice cream.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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It's a vet that hasn't come home!
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Or, it could be a down filled comforter.
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Sorry to burst your bubble Bob, but I'm turning this thing around. Manly post You CAN NOT be serious! It says you owned a Subaru. You ARE a lesbian!!!!
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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You know, for an area where almost everyone's family was derived from fishermen and farmers at some point in their recent history, the culture has slowly become very open and while definitely not perfect and we still have some catching up to do, "homosexuality" is no longer the dirty word that it used to be. "Metrosexual" however, well.... we need to chat.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
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"homosexuality" is no longer the dirty word that it used to be. I know. That's why it's not fun anymore.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Andrew is definitely a metrosexual!
Yeah, that just happened, buddy!
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Ya, it's been a slippery slope since I replaced my big trail modded Jeep Rubicon with a Toyota Tacoma. I think I can still be saved though. I just need a weekend with you, a couple of your cute caregivers and some beer Jenga.
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
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Can “litmus” exist without “test?”
In order to either allay your fears, or to confirm them, I have devised this “Am I a Metrosexual?” test.
Keep your own score. Interpretation of score totals will be revealed at a later date.
“Yes” = 1 pt. “No” = 0 pts.
1. I can make a mojito 2. I like mojitos (add 1) 3. There are products in the bathroom that are mine, but are not shampoo, soap, or for shaving 4. I drive a two-door car 5. It is a convertible (add 2) 6. It is a Saab convertible (add 3) 7. It is neither #’s 4, 5 or 6, but it is a Subaru (add 4) 8. I can still remember my favorite Pouilly Fusse 9. I know what happens to hollandaise when you add tarragon 10. I have bought kitchen utensils for my own use 11. I can point to the placard on my shirt 12. I own a nail file 13. Our household subscribes to a food mag 14. Our household subscribes to a wine mag (add 1) 15. I know what “Dwell” is 16. I care about what kind/brand of slippers I wear 17. There are no holes in any of my socks or underwear 18. I talk to my mother more than twice a week 19. My mother is dead, but I still talk to her (add 2) 20. I have used the term “window treatment” 21. I can laugh at Sophia Vergara w/o noticing her cleavage (freebie) 22. I cannot stand my son’s boyfriend 23. I have read “Men’s Health” 24. I have subscribed to “Men’s Health” (if “yes,” then this test is over now for you) 25. When I compliment my wife’s new outfit, I know what the fabrics are made from and how much those f’n shoes really cost 26. I can fashion cool drink and plate garnishes 27. In a nice restaurant, I have commented on the plate presentation 28. When buying underwear, color is a consideration 29. I live in Seattle 30. I wish I lived in Seattle (add 2) 31. I consider female artists and musicians to be equal to their male counterparts 32. While in the check-out aisle, I have flipped through Cosmopolitan to speed-read “This technique will drive your man crazy” articles 33. I belong to a gym 34. I have friends at the gym (add 1) 35. I have made friends at the gym who are now my everyday friends (add 2) 36. I do not need GPS to locate the nearest charcouterie 37. I pay more than $15 for a haircut (over $30, add 1) 38. I know which brands are the best, no matter the products 39. I know my wife’s favorite clothing designer 40. I have seen at least one episode of “Sex and the City” 41. I frequent a dog park 42. I frequent a dog park, but do not own a dog (add 1) 43. I own a cat (add 1) 44. I own more than one cat (add 2) 45. …and I live alone (add 3) 46. I have played an integral role in choosing what goes into our house 47. I have made many of those choices alone (add 1) 48. I have been given permission to make those choices alone (add 2) 49. I am deferred to when those choices arise (add 3) 50. I am not gay
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