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Re: The Official Shoutbox Thread
BobKay #370315 03/19/12 10:45 PM
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Hello?
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Hrrmpf, doesn't even echo like a shoutbox...


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Re: The Official Shoutbox Thread
BobKay #370357 03/20/12 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By: BobKay
Originally Posted By: Adrian
How about chutney? they had Wild Blueberry Crannberry Chutney.


Why not just add pawpaw, so that all three of the indigenous fruits of North American can be included?? Poor pawpaw.

We were poor Spanish explorers, sent by the throne to look for new and exciting fruits. We didn't find any, so we had to kill everyone. We really didn't plan it, it just worked out that way. Sorry.


Hey, an opening to make fun of both our heritages at the same time....

Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz was on television when he used the word 'manana'. The host asked him to explain what it meant. Alejandro said that the term means "maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that. Perhaps next week, next month, next year. Who cares?"

The host turned to Irishman Shay Brennan who was also on the show and asked him if there was an equivalent term in Irish. "No. In Ireland we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency,".


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Re: The Official Shoutbox Thread
Murph #370437 03/21/12 12:22 PM
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Where TF is Spring?!?

OK, I know one of you did it. Maybe it was a conspiracy between or among you. Maybe you've hidden it in someplace you think no one will ever look, like inside your pants. If that's the case, I'll just have to let the medical examiner find it for me. When I DO get it back, I'm not telling the Canada geese, so maybe they'll sweat to death.


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Re: The Official Shoutbox Thread
Kruncher #370450 03/21/12 01:32 PM
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We've got it here in VA. You can have it back.


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Kruncher #370457 03/21/12 02:17 PM
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Unusually warm here too. Broke records yesterday and today and tomorrow are expected to break more.

No geese yet. Feel free to keep them.


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Kruncher #370459 03/21/12 02:56 PM
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I hate geese. Was bitten on the finger by one once. I was lucky I had any skin left at all.

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Kruncher #370476 03/21/12 04:46 PM
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Do your fingers smell like tuna?


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MarkSJohnson #370478 03/21/12 04:47 PM
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Highly doubtful.

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MarkSJohnson #370479 03/21/12 04:51 PM
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Do your fingers smell like tuna?


Hmmm. They may have at the time.

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Kruncher #370480 03/21/12 04:52 PM
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Ha! See, Peter?


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