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Re: The Official Shoutbox Thread
Kruncher #373734 04/19/12 11:06 PM
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That reminds me of a poem with the word Timbuktu in it.


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Lampshade #373736 04/19/12 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted By: Lampshade
That reminds me of a poem with the word Timbuktu in it.


You mean a limmerick, of course, right?


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Kruncher #373737 04/19/12 11:11 PM
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What's the difference?


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Lampshade #373741 04/19/12 11:19 PM
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Let's see. Poems can take any form. The form for a limmerick (still, a type of poem) is etched in stone.

It is always as follows:

There once was a man from_______ (Rhyme A)
Who used to go dancing in________ (Rhyme A)
When he got up to_______ (Rhyme B)
His his legs went_______ (Rhyme B)
And everyone pissed in their______ (Rhyme A)

5 lines, rhyme scheme A/A/B/B/A

EDIT: There really oughtta be a limmerick thread.
And in contemporay times, they're usually schmutzig.

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BobKay #373746 04/19/12 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted By: BobKay
I'm sorry I deleted it, but a friend emailed me a picture of Bill Clinton today. In it, Bill was entering a large room, about to walk up the 3 steps to the podium, both arms in the air in two big, static "howdys," sporting a gigantic smile.

The caption read: Did somebody mention Columbian prostitutes?

Here you go, Bob!

I didn't find it, but I recreated it in Photoshop.

Yes.

I'm THAT good!




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Kruncher #373793 04/20/12 11:43 AM
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Great. Now I'll have to try and work while playing out all those scenarios in my head all day. Thanks Bob! GRRRR.


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Kruncher #373811 04/20/12 12:47 PM
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It's ALWAYS Hawaiian shirt day!


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Ken.C #373816 04/20/12 01:12 PM
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Maybe in Oakland, but not in Virginie. Do it anyway, just because.


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Damn right. It gives people here hives. It's awesome.


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Ken.C #373819 04/20/12 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By: Ken.C
Damn right. It gives people here hives. It's awesome.


Gee, Ken, that kind of behavior for that kind of "reward" makes you a lot more like me than you'd like to admit.

I often wore clothing that irked others. Some advice: if you choose the day carefully in advance, you can get a lot more mileage outta your rayon shirt (or paisley chaps). Why are Hawaiian shirts always something other than cotton anyway?

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