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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #387123 12/20/12 02:39 PM
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A guy was in a bar behaving about as drunk as it's possible to get.

A group of guys noticed his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.

First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down.

He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.

His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."

The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"


The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #387130 12/20/12 06:17 PM
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That is hilarious! laugh


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #387718 01/03/13 07:46 PM
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If there was an award for rant of the year, this guy would surely win. Hilarious once he actually gets to the Wii part, but tons of bad language if your at work. Nearly killed the poor guy to get it out at points.

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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Murph #387726 01/03/13 10:34 PM
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I would love to write scripts for this guy.

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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #387964 01/08/13 07:44 PM
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Peter, I shared that one with my nephew.

I'm liking some of these business cards / marketing ideas.


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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #388034 01/09/13 07:01 PM
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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
medic8r #388046 01/09/13 11:45 PM
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Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on?

A: Because they can't stand up for themselves!


The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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Last edited by Socketman; 01/10/13 01:34 AM.

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Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight?
Gr8_White_North #388059 01/10/13 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted By: Socketman


laugh laugh laugh laugh


The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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