Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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You guys know it's not my birthday, right? I guess you just looked older today.
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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::runs away shouting happy birthday:: Bwa ha ha ha haaaaa!
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Oh, Dang!!
Guess I'll just keep this jointer planer I bought for you then. That's cool. I already have both a jointer and planer. If you want, though, I wouldn't complain if you exchanged them for a gift card for me to put towards a nice lathe, though! So, how WAS the colonoscopy? Honestly? Disappointing. They should have used a bit more of the "sleep juice" so I didn't feel the whole freakin' thing. And there weren't the busty, sexy nurses that I had imagined. I guess you just looked older today. Well, if THAT is how it's figured, I should be celebrating my 137th birthday. As an aside- If I DO make it to 137, hire a couple of busty, sexy nurses to make sure I never see 138. ::runs away shouting happy birthday:: Funny! Though ::running away while showering Mark with expensive gifts:: would have been better!
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Originally Posted By: tomtuttle So, how WAS the colonoscopy?
Honestly? Disappointing. They should have used a bit more of the "sleep juice" so I didn't feel the whole freakin' thing.
And there weren't the busty, sexy nurses that I had imagined.
A few more cc's of "sleep juice" would have helped....
with the imagination, I mean.
Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Gastroenterologist: OK, Mr. Johnson, just relax and we'll begin. Sorry that you came in on the week that our nurse bikini team is on vacation ... anyway, looking good so far, you did a good job with the prep ... wasn't that special Kool-Aid just the best drink ever? ... hey, I see something ... what's this ... it's a little sign ... what the? Nurse, get over here ... tell me what you see?!
Nurse: "Bob was here"
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Wait.
There was supposed to be a different Gastroenterologist?
But Bob told me he WAS the Gastroenterologist!
I THOUGHT there was something wrong when he passed by the paper mask in favor of a leather hood!
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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"Originally Posted By: tomtuttle So, how WAS the colonoscopy?
Honestly? Disappointing. They should have used a bit more of the "sleep juice" so I didn't feel the whole freakin' thing.
And there weren't the busty, sexy nurses that I had imagined."
I just had a heart cath and I had TWO of the most beautiful nurses I've had. Under the spell of the joy juice, I actually told one I hoped she would take it in the respectful spirit given that I thought she was a very beautiful woman. Miraculously, she neither smacked me nor sued me for sexual harassment.
P.S. I don't know if you have been in a hospital lately, but I am seriously considering having my name and birth date tattooed on my forehead. They can't do anything without asking for those two pieces of information. I must have repeated them 20 times per day, at least.
Jack
"People generally quarrel because they cannot argue." - G. K. Chesterton
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Have you been born yet???
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Not yet.
But Jacks story made my heart beat more....
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