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Re: Map Edit
Adrian #400502 01/30/14 06:28 PM
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I need to go home for a minute....




Re: Map Edit
Adrian #400504 01/30/14 06:54 PM
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Screech is foul, dark rum...

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Adrian #400505 01/30/14 07:34 PM
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Yet no mention of Crack...


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Rum? I like Rum




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Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Yet no mention of Crack...


that would likely be ford nation country (Toronto Canada) smile

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Adrian #400514 01/30/14 09:48 PM
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Speaking of Screech - when I was first sent to Gander, I (like all other mainlanders) was required to go through the 'Screech In' ceremony. It consists of a humourous historical Newfie speech by 'The Screech Master' followed by the requirement of the victim to down in 1 gulp a generous shot glass of Screech; however, there is a trick to this exercise. After the upchuck & gag reflex subside, it is necessary to lick the remaining nectar out of the glass - right to the bottom. Failure to do so results in having to repeat the torture until one figures that bit out - thankfully I was pre-briefed, ha! The date & victim's name is then duly logged into a ledger behind the bar; however, it is imperative to remember the date so that the proof can easily be found within the time limit or panic can set in quickly!

Oh, one other rule - being 'Screeched-In' in one location does not follow the person from place to place in Nfld and/or Labrador. So, be prepared to undergo this barbarism wherever one goes. Avoiding bars or repeating the ceremony are the only alternatives....

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Adrian #400535 01/31/14 05:57 PM
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They didn't make you kiss a cod fish as part of it? You got off light!


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Adrian #400549 02/01/14 03:17 AM
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In the Officer's Mess in Gander where I was first tortured, there was a stuffed seal above the bar that one was requited lock lips with....

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Murph #400551 02/01/14 06:20 AM
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Well played indeed!
AND you put the screech where it belongs! My highest praise.

Why thank you kind sir! As much as we love to give you a hard time, we really are paying attention to the important stuff... like screech vs moonshine.


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Adrian #400555 02/01/14 08:08 AM
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Sorry - that should have been:

In the Officer's Mess in Gander where I was first tortured, there was a stuffed seal above the bar that one was required to lock lips with....

TAM

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