I thought the same about you as well Peter.

"These are cola nuts...these are uncola nuts"

How about a 7UP to go with that snack?

"because soo much is riding on your tires"

thats a good one. Kinda puts it into perspective. Theres another really good one i know but i cant think of it.

"that thing got a hemi?"

Kinda stupid but effective.

Yes it is, one in the same.

sponge - that wasn't a retort . I was just suggesting a slogan.

Yinz,
Ahem...Again my bad. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean the whole world isn't out to get me.

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

I'm still giggling at this one!!

"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun..."

"I'd like to buy the world a Coke..."

"Ring around the collar, Ring around the collar..."

"And now for something completely different..."

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"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there..."

"How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"

"I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs..."

"Many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?...the world may never know..."

"Winston's taste good, like a cigarette should..." from the days when tobacco ads were legal...yikes.

Anyone remember the one for Lucky Strikes?

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