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LMAO ... I liked that. The first thing that went through my mind ... "A rooster is a co*k, a lawyer is a di*k" ...
My wife is a blonde attorney, BTW. Great combo.
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Appreciated indeed, Peter. Just think if it would have been on a 220V circuit! Wonderful to bring some of our newer members the chance to appreciate our humor which would have otherwise been lost in antiquity.
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Zing!
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra ?
He gets taller.
Don't get caught dead with a necropyliac.
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That's O.K., I tried Viagara once, but it got caught in my throat - I walked around with a stiff neck for 2 days!
Shawn
Epic 80/600 + M3's + M3 Algonquins + M2 Computer + EP125 I think I'm developing an addiction.
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Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wakes up with solution in hand.
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.
Shawn
Epic 80/600 + M3's + M3 Algonquins + M2 Computer + EP125 I think I'm developing an addiction.
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Confucius say: Virginity like balloon. One prick, all gone.
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This is a gross one so please, if you get offended do not read.
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
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But this one might be worse.
George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Karl Rove are flying on Air Force One.
Bush looks at Cheney, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Cheney shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Rove says, "Of course then, I could throw one hundred $1 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to the co-pilot, "Such bigshots back there....., I could throw all of them out the window and make millions happy."
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