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Re: Shill
#57954 08/24/04 03:50 AM
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Hey BigWill, how is the little one tonight?

Re: Shill
#57955 08/24/04 03:50 AM
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That's FUNNY.


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Re: Shill
#57956 08/24/04 03:52 AM
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Michael Jackson. Yikes that's disgusting. That rates up there with anything ABBA has to offer.


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Re: Shill
#57957 08/24/04 04:22 AM
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*****I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT THIS THREAD HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD FOLKS AT STREEM. WHEN YOU THINK CHEESY MUSIC, THINK STREEM.........and don't forget to ask for your "Special Gift"




LMAO!

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Re: Shill
#57958 08/24/04 06:18 AM
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Ok, home from the german restaurant where I had some very good Tucher hefe and crystal weizen (founded by a distant ancestor of mine). Please forgive any incoherent-ness on my part. It's the beer talking.
To clear out the ABBA and Man w/o a Mirror, I chose TOOL. Hooker with a Penis.

My appologies if I missed any of the stronger swear words. I just love the "kiss my butt" attitude of this song.

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From '92,
The first EP.

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.

Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that f$%^&&' finger up your a$$.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb f%^&.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip s^&+,
And you bought one.

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

If I'm the f%^&&&' man
Then you're the f%&^&*' man as well
So you can
Point that f^&*&' finger up your a$$.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb f&*(.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip s&*+,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
F#$k you, buddy.

jr




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Re: Shill
#57959 08/24/04 06:25 AM
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Must... buy.... Tool!


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Re: Shill
#57960 08/24/04 01:24 PM
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While we're all confessing our deepest, darkest secrets, I just want to step forward and admit that the first concert I ever attended was a Michael Bolton show. My mom loved him and she dragged my whole family along when he came to town. When he sang his version of "Lean On Me," the middle-aged woman next to us started moaning, "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I would LOVE to lean on you, Michael."

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with Sutter, though. The only credit this man deserves is as one of the greatest abominations of all time. The other day, I saw him on TV doing something called "Hottest Babes of the 90s" where he named a few '90s celebrities and complained that they married someone other than him. It was really weird.

I did really like him in "Office Space," though

And don't any of you be hatin' on Michael Jackson. Pedophile or not, that's some solid pop music right there.

Re: Shill
#57961 08/24/04 01:53 PM
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HOLY CRAP.. somebody musta put some goofy juice in ya'lls beer last night.. i log in to see 117 new posts on this STREEM thread.. i thought for sure i was gonna see their CEO proclaiming the attributes of their speakers.. instead, its just a bunch of wise crackin fuddy-duddy.. i loved it!

OK, it is impossible to remember every thought i had from the 117 new posts, but here goes..

STREEM SPEAKERS SUCK, I HAVE ABBA GREATEST HITS ON VINYL, ROB HALFORD WAS THE KING OF THE 80'S SCREAM, I ALWAYS GET LAID AFTER WATCHING DIRTY DANCING WITH MY WIFE, DIDNT EL DE BARGE SING THAT OH SHEILA SONG?, I WOULD LOVE TICKETS TO A 49ERS GAME IF I EVER VISIT SAN FRANCISCO, MICHAEL BOLTON IS A HELL OF A GOLFER, TOOL IS A VERY TRIPPY BAND, AND MICHAEL JACKSON LIKES CHILDREN WAY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!

that about covers it.

bigjohn


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Re: Shill
#57962 08/24/04 04:33 PM
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"Mulholland Drive" I've got to buy a copy of that DVD.

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Mulholland Drive" I've got to buy a copy of that DVD



????? please tell me you are kidding.. that was the biggest waste of 2 1/2 hours i have ever seen.. the movie made no sense, it had no point, and it stumbled aimlessly to create a huge waste of time and film. its only redeeming quality is the lesbo scene, and that aint even that good.

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