Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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Seabear ... Take it from someone who has been happily married for 16 years ... learn, live and love these words:
"If the wife is happy, EVERYONE is happy" ...
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Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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If it helps any, there are lots of beaches, pools, and I'm the queen of funny little drinks with umbrellas - I even keep the umbrellas in stock at all times!! LOL. 'Tropical' would be stretching it in September, though.
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I told The Sweetheart about this discussion this morning, and she just laughs and walks away.
In my oh so perceptive opinion, I'm taking this as a solid "Don't you even THINK about it!"
Even the Umbrellas didn't convince her!
Axioms; For when you've just Gotta have More Cowbell!
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Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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The ultimate for me would be a two week Axiom picnic in Costa Rica.
LIFE IS SHORT. DON'T BE A DICK.
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Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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I think THAT would be the Best of Both worlds!
Far be it for me to try and tell all you guys not to come to Costa Rica the week(s) of Sept. 5th - 15th!
Axioms; For when you've just Gotta have More Cowbell!
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Tom, you will need to memorize two responses. To insure a pain free married life, you MUST use one of these two responses to anything she says:
1) OK
2) You're right, I'm sorry
Trust me on this one!
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You forgot,
"No honey you don't look fat in those at all"
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John, you mean that the correct response to "Do these make me look fat?" isn't "No dear, the fat makes you look fat"?
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In reply to:
No dear, the fat makes you look fat
so i guess your goal is to NOT stay married.. at least not to whoever you say that to.
bigjohn
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE SINGING BUSH??
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Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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In reply to:
To insure a pain free married life, you MUST use one of these two responses to anything she says:
1) OK
2) You're right, I'm sorry
funny that you mention that; i got to use that script when my wife found out i dropped $400 on a new set of golf clubs. only problem was we were out at the driving range when she found out, so only about 30 people got to hear me get my a$$ chewed! of course she did like the clubs
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
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