Kodiak, you've proven yourself. You can be my CSOO (Chief Snake Oil Officer). Rich, you can be my CVWE (Chief Vapor Ware Engineer). Rich, your job is to come up with fancy graphs and charts that no one can refute. Kodiak, your job is to show how those charts and graphs make people happy as they are parting with their hard-earned cash.
The lime mankini will be our logo. Every LMAer, male, female and everyone in betwixt, will prance about, joyfully fulfilling their snake oil duties while wearing lime mankinis. | 
