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#387123 - 12/20/12 09:39 AM
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![]() connoisseur ![]() Registered: 06/23/07 Posts: 4299 Loc: Sitting down somewhere |
A guy was in a bar behaving about as drunk as it's possible to get.
A group of guys noticed his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud. After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home." The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
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#387130 - 12/20/12 01:17 PM
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![]() axiomite Registered: 06/20/03 Posts: 8488 Loc: Tacoma |
That is hilarious!
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#387718 - 01/03/13 02:46 PM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 10/05/06 Posts: 6955 Loc: PEI, Canada |
If there was an award for rant of the year, this guy would surely win. Hilarious once he actually gets to the Wii part, but tons of bad language if your at work. Nearly killed the poor guy to get it out at points.
Francis Hates the Wii U
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#387726 - 01/03/13 05:34 PM
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![]() shareholder in the making ![]() Registered: 04/02/03 Posts: 16437 Loc: Ben Lomond, California |
I would love to write scripts for this guy.
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#387871 - 01/07/13 01:26 PM
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![]() shareholder in the making ![]() Registered: 04/02/03 Posts: 16437 Loc: Ben Lomond, California |
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#387964 - 01/08/13 02:44 PM
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![]() shareholder in the making ![]() Registered: 09/27/04 Posts: 11437 Loc: Central NH |
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::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab ::::::: |
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#388034 - 01/09/13 02:01 PM
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![]() axiomite ![]() Registered: 02/05/06 Posts: 6469 Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia |
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#388046 - 01/09/13 06:45 PM
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![]() connoisseur ![]() Registered: 06/23/07 Posts: 4299 Loc: Sitting down somewhere |
Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves!
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#388054 - 01/09/13 08:32 PM
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![]() connoisseur ![]() Registered: 07/12/09 Posts: 2204 Loc: Whitehorse YT |
![]() Edited by Socketman (01/09/13 08:34 PM)
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#388059 - 01/09/13 09:22 PM
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![]() connoisseur ![]() Registered: 06/23/07 Posts: 4299 Loc: Sitting down somewhere |
Originally Posted By: Socketman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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