With my timing, I'd get held up in Customs, no doubt.

Customs would be in quite the pickle... Just how much excise tax is there on a human being?

After more thinking, I decided to go ahead and ask for a replacement. They gave me the option of $95 credit or a replacement, so I decided to go for replacement. I figured it would end up bothering me down the road.

Simply so there's a sense of closure (I know this has been gnawing away at you all), I got my replacement EP800 sub today, and I feel much better. Thanks to Axiom for once again standing behind their product.

There's no "closure" till you get them set up and invite us over.

(With the alligators locked in another room, of course)

We're a weird bunch, aren't we? You have alligators, Randy has ghosts, and I have dead bodies buried in my basement. Weird.

Weird indeed. Most people bury their dead bodies in the back yard. What made you choose the basement?

I like my backyard un-lumpy.

That's why you need the steamroller modification for your lawn tractor.

Heck, with that, you could even save some steps!

I always knew Ken was the evil one.

Oh there is more than one! They are all around you. Staring.... Whispering.....Moving ever closer.