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#301226 - 04/10/10 11:25 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: BobKay]
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Help Wanted in OT Jokes. medic8r and I have been trading favorite bumper stickers. Pathetic!

These were the first words spoken on last night's 11pm news, no lie. I'm sure many of you can do better than reality.

"Four off-duty policemen, a stripper and her body guard..."

Complete the sentence?
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#301324 - 04/11/10 12:55 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: BobKay]
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... walk into a bar.
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#301607 - 04/12/10 09:01 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: medic8r]
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#301630 - 04/13/10 12:09 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: CatBrat]
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Then, we're all temps. Can one be a temp all the time or is that oxymoronic?
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#301643 - 04/13/10 12:45 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: BobKay]
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A bit soiled from years in and out of dumpsters, but...

Three engineers are dicussing God.

Chemical Engineer: He must have been one of us. When you get down to it, it's all amino acids and chemical reactions.

Electrical Engineer: No, no. He must have been an electrical engineer. Messages are sent around the body by electrical impulses, brain synapses, muscle function, all of it.

Civil Engineer: Nah, nah. Definitley civil. You try organizing so many things to provide so much simultaneous function.

Chemical Engineer: Actually, I think he's correct. Only a Civil Engineer would run a waste water facility right through the middle of an amusement park.
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#301666 - 04/13/10 07:06 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: BobKay]
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Moreover, there's a toxic waste dump just around the corner!
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#301908 - 04/14/10 01:29 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: medic8r]
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Cat Yodeling Tutorial

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

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#301945 - 04/14/10 08:18 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: CatBrat]
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 Originally Posted By: CatBrat
Cat Yodeling Tutorial

Sorry. Couldn't resist.


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#301960 - 04/14/10 10:51 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: St_PatGuy]
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 Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
 Originally Posted By: CatBrat
Cat Yodeling Tutorial

Sorry. Couldn't resist.


"Kiss me one more time, buddy, and someone's going to lose a face."


LoL. What he said.

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#302007 - 04/15/10 10:13 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: Ajax]
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When it comes to Facebook, I often feel like Stan's last comment.

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