Actually, with a post @ 1 a.m. yesterday and another yesterday a.m. @ around 11, I guess I was the first person to violate my own rule! Makes sense after all these years of violating myself.
What's another rule?
I'll let he who is without sin cast the first stone my way.
(Boy, that cad's gonna have some 'splainin' to do.)
The toilet stopped up yesterday afternoon
The plumber, he said, never flush a tampoon.
I just woke up one morning and suddenly I was one of them. "Are you gonna eat that?"