I've been so busy tryin' to make a few bucks that I haven't had any time to spend 'em. Until today.
In the que:
I'm saving the best for last.
Maps & Atlases--"Perch Patchwork"
Paul Weller--"Wake Up the Nation"
Sufjan Stevens--"The Age of Adz"
The Decemberists--"The King is Dead"
Gaslight Anthem--"American Slang"
Ariel Pink--"Haunted Graffiti"
Anal C_nt--"Fu_ _in' A' "
It was 6 bucks and I didn't even care if it had a CD inside!
Here are the titles:
Fu_ _ Yeah; Crankin' My Band's Demo on a Box at the Beach; Loudest Stereo; Kickin' Your Ass and Fu_ _in' Your Bitch; Hot Girls on the Road; Whiskey, Coke and Sluts; All I give a Fu_ _ About is Sex; I'm Gonna Give You AIDS; Yay!! It's Pink!!; I Wish My Dealer Was Open
The guys at the counter at my used CD store told me I'd love the inside cover art. On the outside back cover, a member of the band is snortining something.
On the immediate inside cover is a member of the band, on stage, performing, while getting a bj---full color, no add-on-black-band-bikinis. All the rest of the color photos are of sluts---no I mean, REAL sluts. Cool.
It's gotta be bad, right? I mean realllly baaaad. The lyrics are printed on a foldout. That should be good. Let's hope. I'll let you know.
Negative Orange, my ass!
LIFE ALERT is God's way of saying, "I called, but someone else picked-up."