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#364966 - 01/27/12 01:50 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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Since there have been a lot of Tim Horton's jokes on the board lately, I thought you US folks might like to see the results of Tim's changing their cup sizes up here. Complete with Newfoundland accents, which makes everything better.

New Cup sizes
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#365118 - 01/30/12 01:49 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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#365218 - 01/30/12 07:14 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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#365230 - 01/30/12 08:37 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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That's funny Cam.
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#365265 - 01/31/12 07:30 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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I think it's hilarious and very realistic seeing that I've had a majority of those things said to me.
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#365266 - 01/31/12 07:31 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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That's pretty funny Kevin.
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#365273 - 01/31/12 08:40 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Murph]
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Originally Posted By: Murph
That's pretty funny Kevin.


laugh
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#365283 - 01/31/12 11:45 AM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Da_Gimp_Pimp]
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Are all vignettes now sited in front of a Starbuck's?

There's a Starbuck's where the Starbuck's used to be. I wouldn't have noticed, until you pointed it out to me.--John Wesley Harding
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#365311 - 01/31/12 03:03 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: medic8r]
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Reasons why life is better as a complete quadriplegic:

1) A pair of shoes will last a lifetime.

2) You never have to do any chores.

3) People wait on you hand and foot.

4) You get money for doing nothing.

5) You feel virtually no pain.

6) You don't have to look for a seat in a crowded room.

7) You get to bring a reclining chair to the movies.

8) Your personal chauffeur takes you where you want to go.

9) You never get your clothes all sweaty (you don't sweat below the neck).

10 You're never tempted to shoplift.

11) You'll never get germs from doorknobs.

12) There's no reason to be afraid of needles.

13) You can endure a beating like no other.

14) You don't have any nervous body movements (ex. Swaying, hands shaking, etc.).

15) You'll never mess up wet nail polish.

16) Childbirth

17) You won't pick scabs.

18) Short lines at amusement parks

19) Everyone politely opens doors for you.

20) Your feet never fall asleep.

21) You have an excuse not to work out.

22) People move out of your way when driving (you get the right-of-way).

23) You don't have to clap at a really lame speech.

24) You won't dirty hands while eating a messy meal.

25) You're not very abusive.

26) You'll never be agitated by a wedgie.

27) You'll never step your foot in gum or dog dookie.

28) No one can completely critique how well your clothes fit since you're always sitting.

29) No more writers cramp

30) Your servants feed you.

31) You won't trip.

32) You don't have to "make the first move."

33) No one cares if you're short.

34) You're never responsible for making a mess.

35) You'll never get caught picking your nose.
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#365314 - 01/31/12 03:10 PM Re: What funny thing are you appreciating tonight? [Re: Da_Gimp_Pimp]
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36.) No one cares if you have to be strapped into your chair in order to continue drinking.

Awesome list!!!!!


Edited by BobKay (01/31/12 03:11 PM)
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