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Hrrmpf, doesn't even echo like a shoutbox...

Hey, an opening to make fun of both our heritages at the same time....

Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz was on television when he used the word 'manana'. The host asked him to explain what it meant. Alejandro said that the term means "maybe the job will be done tomorrow, maybe the next day, maybe the day after that. Perhaps next week, next month, next year. Who cares?"

The host turned to Irishman Shay Brennan who was also on the show and asked him if there was an equivalent term in Irish. "No. In Ireland we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency,".

Where TF is Spring?!?

OK, I know one of you did it. Maybe it was a conspiracy between or among you. Maybe you've hidden it in someplace you think no one will ever look, like inside your pants. If that's the case, I'll just have to let the medical examiner find it for me. When I DO get it back, I'm not telling the Canada geese, so maybe they'll sweat to death.

We've got it here in VA. You can have it back.

Unusually warm here too. Broke records yesterday and today and tomorrow are expected to break more.

No geese yet. Feel free to keep them.

I hate geese. Was bitten on the finger by one once. I was lucky I had any skin left at all.

Do your fingers smell like tuna?

Highly doubtful.

Hmmm. They may have at the time.

Ha! See, Peter?