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#89305 - 04/10/05 09:18 AM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
craigsub Offline
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Seabear ... Take it from someone who has been happily married for 16 years ... learn, live and love these words:

"If the wife is happy, EVERYONE is happy" ...
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#89306 - 04/10/05 10:29 AM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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If it helps any, there are lots of beaches, pools, and I'm the queen of funny little drinks with umbrellas - I even keep the umbrellas in stock at all times!! LOL. 'Tropical' would be stretching it in September, though.
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#89307 - 04/10/05 12:27 PM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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I told The Sweetheart about this discussion this morning, and she just laughs and walks away.
In my oh so perceptive opinion, I'm taking this as a solid "Don't you even THINK about it!"
Even the Umbrellas didn't convince her!
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#89308 - 04/10/05 12:35 PM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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The ultimate for me would be a two week Axiom picnic in Costa Rica.
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#89309 - 04/10/05 12:38 PM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
Seabear Offline
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I think THAT would be the Best of Both worlds!
Far be it for me to try and tell all you guys not to come to Costa Rica the week(s) of Sept. 5th - 15th!
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#89310 - 04/10/05 08:15 PM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
Ray3 Offline
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Registered: 02/02/04
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Loc: Rochester, NY
Tom, you will need to memorize two responses. To insure a pain free married life, you MUST use one of these two responses to anything she says:

1) OK

2) You're right, I'm sorry

Trust me on this one!

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#89311 - 04/10/05 11:42 PM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
NeverHappy Offline
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Registered: 12/12/03
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Loc: Western Canada
You forgot,

"No honey you don't look fat in those at all"



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#89312 - 04/11/05 02:02 AM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
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John, you mean that the correct response to "Do these make me look fat?" isn't "No dear, the fat makes you look fat"?
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#89313 - 04/11/05 09:06 AM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
bigjohn Offline
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No dear, the fat makes you look fat



so i guess your goal is to NOT stay married.. at least not to whoever you say that to.

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#89314 - 04/12/05 08:45 AM Re: Who'll Bring the Potato Salad?
AshBoomstick Offline
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Registered: 12/01/04
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Loc: Richmond, VA
In reply to:

To insure a pain free married life, you MUST use one of these two responses to anything she says:

1) OK

2) You're right, I'm sorry




funny that you mention that; i got to use that script when my wife found out i dropped $400 on a new set of golf clubs. only problem was we were out at the driving range when she found out, so only about 30 people got to hear me get my a$$ chewed! of course she did like the clubs
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