"My, what girth you have!" said the nervous listener.
"All the better to pound you with...er... to wow you with bass, uh, with!" replied the SVS.

Thanks for the review, Chess! Once again, we are shown that Axiom doesn't make a bad subwoofer, but the bang for the buck comes into question.
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