Shouldn't I have an eye patch?

Seriously (in case I didn't explain clearly enough): I was trying to determine if the text would simply illicit a chuckle, or was it too "charged" a reference that would ultimately hurt the image and portray it in a bad light (HA! A Pun!) with some viewers.

It was demonstrated all too clearly that the latter is true.

::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::