Thank you, everyone!

For my big 3-0, a few branches of my family pulled together to get me none other than this fine piece of modern gadgetry. I suppose over the last year I made one too many comments about how our current vacuum cleaner is a P.O.S. And then last month when this thing hit the market I said I thought it was cool. And now, here we are. A household cleaning appliance.... For my birthday. And I actually think it's cool. What's wrong with me?

Plus, if you think about it, an equivalently priced flat-panel TV would suck, so...