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Okay, now it's time--Happy Birthday, Peter!

It's funny, I recently bought a vacuum and thought it was the coolest thing. Now that I'm over thirty I find myself looking to purchase things that make my life more comfortable--like better sheets, softer towels, vacuum, fluffy pillow. . .

Uh oh, I better stop there, it's starting to sound wierd.


There's nothing wrong with getting in touch with your feminine side, just as long as you don't start wearing dresses, lip stick, high heals, watching soaps, collecting shoes, and having hot flashes.