I'm not sure that one can "tastefully obscure" naughty bits. Art. I guess you'd have to see it to appreciate it.

A colleague shared the following with me on Tuesday; I had previously been completely unaware of it.

Hooray! Hooray!
The Eighth of May!
It's National Outdoor Intercourse Day!

Peter's Birthday. A Vacuum. Good grief.

bibere usque ad hilaritatem