Ah said it before, ah'll say it agayn:

Happy birthday, old man! I would say I hope you're doing something fun, but I know you're working.

As for the vacuum cleaner, you get a pass, since it's a Dyson. My wife says that it's a Man's vacuum cleaner, just 'cause it's so complicated or something.

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!