Originally Posted By: pmbuko
There was a Hawaiian shirt-wearing fool.
These shirts he assumed were très cool.
He wears them only on Friday
When his co-workers say, "Why, Dave?"
His response is to quote The Golden Rule.


Cool, Peter, 2 limmericks in 2 days. Can someone get Saturday, please, and I'll cover Sunday.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.