Originally Posted By: Murph
You just need to be more sly.

You should have posted a story about how sad you are that your parents are selling a beautiful home on the _____ Lake and how some of your best memories in life came from growing up at nn ___ Road and that you are insulted that your parents are only asking nnnnnnn for such a treasure trove of irreplaceable family memories.


smile. Did you see my Facebook post by chance?

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.