Top 5 Worst Axiom Slogans:

5. It's like popping your eardrums during an airplane landing when all of the sudden everything sounds clearer.

4. What BOSE could be if they spent even 10% of their advertising budget on actual research.

3. Our ports are vortexed for your aural pleasure.

2. Inducing silly grins since 1980.

1. Because Ian and Amie are good Canadians, and gosh darn it, they deserve your money.