Wow. You had me going until you said "billions of Gigabytes of processing power" -- then the inner nerd in me took over.

Gigabytes are a measure of storage, not processing speed. That's like Han Solo's famous blunder: "It's the ship that did the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs." Parsecs are units of distance, not speed! I think you meant to say "billions of gigahertz." Come to think of it, a billion gigahertz is one exahertz. So you should have said "one exahertz of processing power."

You see how my inner nerd ruins a lot of humor for me?