Yeah, but what about that "not enough real estate for my vital accessories" problem? Huh? What about it? This is still America, right? You trying to tell me bigger ISN'T better or something? You're one of them subversive hippie-types, aren't you?

I'll bet it's great, Jack. And you KNOW that I am pleased you enjoy it. I'd love to hear it some time.

Too bad about the Indians, btw.

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