Dear spiffnme,
We regret to inform you that we have terminated your Hsu Research Online Evangelist Payment Program (tm) account. As per the contract you read and signed when you joined the program, Hsu Research limits its members to ten (10) evangelizations per week. You have exceeded that quota by 36.7%, and are thus subject to immediate termination.
Please understand that Hsu Research appreciates your hard work and harbors no ill will towards you, and that this policy was set in order to protect our cash reserves (which would soon run out if we kept you in the program).
As a token of our appreciation, please find attached a picture of my beautiful VTF-3R.
Sincerely,
Dr. Poh Ser Hsu
