Jack, I never get tired of you being wrong.

Because it is so rare. Of course, you'll never match the "I'm right" percentage posted by my wife.

Hey Ken, Happy Birthday! I'm pretty sure I've got stuff older than you, too. Enjoy that part where you can eat anything, feel fine and not gain any weight. It will probably end in about three years. Even for you.

bibere usque ad hilaritatem