I'll take a shot:

What is your favorite word? incognito
What is your least favorite word? paradigm (overused)
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? good food, good music, good drink, good company
What turns you off? Bipartisan fighting, corporate greed, voter apathy, ignorance
What is your favorite curse word? assface
What sound or noise do you love? my son's laugh, my wife's voice
What sound or noise do you hate? traffic, Richard Marx
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pediatrician
What profession would you not like to do? Police officer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Welcome! You've got mail!"


DL